I’ve got a friend that got married and decided she needed to take his last name. Bad decision! When the person you marry has a last name that simply sounds bad and is offensive if heard out of context, you skip it! I don’t care how traditional you think you are, you need to step up to the 21st century and take a pass on that last name.
… if only because I can’t stand seeing it every time you post in Facebook. Yes, vagina-name, I’m talking about you.